Robot, sure. But I never really wanted and Imperial probe droid.

things that I will keep
OR
"I see what you did there."
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Source: retrogasm
This, my friends, is an imperial probe ‘droid. Look at the lifeless hand on the lefthand side; it’s probably the man of...
don’t know why, but I feel like this somehow captures the promise of America. For me, “the American dream” is not...
Or you could just get a wife….
for robots, but I’m not sure I would want that in my house. o_O
Sr. Mañoso (?).
Alternate title: There Is A Probe Droid In My Kitchen: What To Do If You Are Suspected Of Being A Member Of The Rebel...