Actual conversation I just had with a friend after sending him this
Thomas: he cgi banged my mom.
me: he banged your cgi mom
Thomas: he cgi’d a puppet over her and then banged that. now you can only get the version with my mom on laserdisc.
me: but now it’s the version he always wanted her to be
Thomas: yup. so it’s not really my mom anymore. not a mom I care about.
